JokeLoad.com - - Three men are out golfing, they are perched on a hill overlooking the first green and a nearby pond. The first golfer takes a beautiful swing that narrowly misses the green. But, the shot roles in to the water. The man walks up to the water sticks his club in to the ground, and the water parts. The golfer then walks on to the dry land between the water and makes his chip right in the hole. One of the guys behind him calls out, nice shot Moses. The next golfer takes an excellent swing that puts the ball on the green, but the ball rolls down in to the water. It rolls on to the water and comes to a stop on top the water. The man walks out on the water and puts his chip right in the hole. The last gentleman yells out, "Nice shot, Jesus." The last guy then winds up and hits a horrible shot right over the water. But, just before it can make it in to the water a fish pops out and swallows it, then a big fish jumps out and swallows the little fish, then an eagle swoops down and grabs the big fish, then as he's flying over the green the eagle is stunned by a completely random bolt of lightening, as the big fish falls he spits out the little fish and just before little fish hits the ground he spits the ball in the cup. Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I hate it when your Dad plays with us."

Three men are out golfing, they are perched on a hill overlooking the first green and a nearby pond. The first golfer takes a beautiful swing that narrowly misses the green. But, the shot roles in to the water. The man walks up to the water sticks his club in to the ground, and the water parts. The golfer then walks on to the dry land between the water and makes his chip right in the hole. One of the guys behind him calls out, nice shot Moses. The next golfer takes an excellent swing that puts the ball on the green, but the ball rolls down in to the water. It rolls on to the water and comes to a stop on top the water. The man walks out on the water and puts his chip right in the hole. The last gentleman yells out, "Nice shot, Jesus." The last guy then winds up and hits a horrible shot right over the water. But, just before it can make it in to the water a fish pops out and swallows it, then a big fish jumps out and swallows the little fish, then an eagle swoops down and grabs the big fish, then as he's flying over the green the eagle is stunned by a completely random bolt of lightening, as the big fish falls he spits out the little fish and just before little fish hits the ground he spits the ball in the cup. Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I hate it when your Dad plays with us."