JokeLoad.com - - Things Never Said By a Redneck... 1. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 2. Checkmate. 3. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 4. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 6. I don't have a favorite college team. 7. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 8. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. 9. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. 10. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

Things Never Said By a Redneck... 1. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 2. Checkmate. 3. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 4. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 6. I don't have a favorite college team. 7. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 8. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. 9. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. 10. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.