| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more |
| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more |
| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more |
| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more |
| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more |
| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more |
| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more |
| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more |
| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more |
| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more |
