| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more |
| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more |
| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more |
| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more |
| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more |
| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more |
| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more |
| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more |
| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more |
| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more |
