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| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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| A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more
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| A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more
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| A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more
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| A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more
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| A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis... more
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| A couple of biologists had twins.One they called John and the other control.... more
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| A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particular... more
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| A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tap... more
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| A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the isla... more
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| 11. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more
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| A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in th... more
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| A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more
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| A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One... more
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| 15. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,... more
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| A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what... more
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| 17. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife bi... more
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| An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving... more
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| Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more
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| 20. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more
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| 21. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?... more
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| 22. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more
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| 23. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)... more
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| 24. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more
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| 25. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more
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| 26. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist.... more
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| 27. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck... more
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| 28. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happe... more
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| Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes... more
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| While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen... more
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